Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
~ Tiger Woods
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
~ Bobby Jones
“I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game: It’s called an eraser.”
“Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.”
~ John Updike — American novelist, poet, short story writer, art critic, and literary critic.
“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.”
~ Winston Churchill