If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
— Bob Hope, Comedian
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
— A.A. Milne, Author (most notably Winnie-the-Pooh)
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
— Lee Trevino, Professional Golfer
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
— Jimmy Demaret, Golfer
The reason a pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
— Phyllis Diller, Comedian
We learn so many things from golf—how to suffer, for instance.
— Bruce Lansky — Author